Breaking news.
A team of the world’s leading male academics, scientists, and doctors have spent a hella lotta time and money researching what women want… and they have made an astonishing discovery.
It turns out that by the mathematical transitive property…
Women are people… And people appreciate being asked before and during things being all up in their business…
Therefore… if you want to know what a woman wants… just ask her!
That’s right. Another news flash. We live in a patriarchal society that insidiously seeps into every aspect of our lives… and our beds.
Let’s think about this. Look at any reference dick.tionary to learn about the language around sex. First of all, the word ‘vagina’ literally means a sheath for a sword… when it’s actually the source of all swords. Also, slang names for sex, such as ‘nailing’ and ‘screwing’ and ‘banging’ all imply that sex is something being done to a woman… and violently too. And why is it assumed that sex is finished as soon as the man is finished… and that if the man isn’t finished sex isn’t finished. When’s the last time a man had to ask after sex to make him cum?
If you’re a virgin to good sex… this one’s for you.
This is my first rodeo
This is my first rodeo
And I didn’t cum for no mechanical bull
You want to ride for a quarter
You can’t have your milk and defeat it too fool
And you better remember I’m somebody’s daughter
I didn’t cum for no cruel cow boy
Who has to take down another
To be his mamas pride and joy
I want a real lover raised right
Who knows when it’s really right to love and to fight
I didn’t cum for no boy who doesn’t care
About me or my body
I didn’t cum for no boy who don’t dare
Take accountability for how he acts
And rides bareback
That’s whack
I want a stallion who mans up in the sack
I didn’t cum for no poser in plaid
I want a lumberjack who knows how to use an axe and how to put it down
I didn’t cum to go to jackhammer town
Nailing and screwing are archaic terms
Meaning something being done to someone
But I don’t think that nail is having much fun
So stop trying to build a house
And start trying to milk that cow
I didn’t cum for you up on your high horse
Get down on the ground
I want to see you cry
If you shut me out
Cowboy bye
Whoa there cowboy
Don’t get too cocky
You may finish first
But you’ll be a loser to me
Here’s a handy recipe
I’ll want to eat
Three tongue tacos for every one meat
And don’t sail on dry seas
Wait til I’m soaking wet
On my knees begging please
Pretend I’m a wild cat you’re trying to pet
Not a dog on a leash
And don’t touch my pussy yet
And I gotta say
Don’t forget to ask for consent consent consent
Every step of the way
Tho let me ask you now
How you gonna get consent from a cow
Who has been taught to be tied down
And doesn’t know how to say no
Unless there’s a clear YES just don’t
And I promise you if you think you’re good and especially if you say you’re good
You’re probably not
Because the only way to get good is to listen
And every one and every time is different
Love above the archaic antiquated act
That leaves us upside down on our backs
All you gotta do is ask what we want you to do
And know we don’t usually want to be used
But maybe you do
You know I could rope you if you wanted me to
Sometimes I wonder why I want to go to a rodeo
Maybe it will be fun
But if you’re a bad cowboy
I feel bad for you son
But I’ve got 99 dildos
And a bitch aint one
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