So are you looking forward to your big date… but you don’t have much money?
Don’t worry. It turns out that anything that is meaningful and matters doesn’t cost any money at all! Like love, care, compassion, respect, honesty… the list goes on.
Try these fun and free date ideas:
A pirated movie and chill
There is nothing that says loving like sitting next to each other in your own inner peace while eating popcorn. For a special treat, try popcorn cooked in bacon fat!
A picnic
There’s nothing sweeter than sweethearts holding hands surrounded by cute teddy bears and baby animals and singing birds. And what does she have in that basket?
A sunset walk on the beach
Yes! There is nothing that will make you wetter than feeling the force of Iamenja’s feminine energy flowing through you as you stand naked wielding a seaweed whip! She’ll show you what’s up.
A homemade meal
What better way to glimpse the great mystery on the other side of the mirror than staring into each other’s eyes and sharing a spaghetti kiss. Just sayin’.
Create together
Make music, art, and maybe love?
Go to a very expensive store
And steal from the rich and give to the poor. Just make sure you’re not robbin’ the hood. Because love, after all, is all about liberty, justice and peace for all.
Smash the patriarchy
Because why would you want systemic societal structures of oppression to be ruining the romance vibe? You could actually say the same about any system of oppression… because they are all about disconnection… and relationships are about connection. Smash the (insert here). Obviously.
Dance in the revolution
As all days and dates should be celebrated.
We shall overcum
So let’s learn from the mycelium
How to find another way
To connect and relate and co-create
And penetrate the deepest parts
Of our roots, our fruits and our hearts
Let’s learn how to live and give symbiotically
And let us sing each other free
Will you sporulate with me
Will you make sweet knee shaking earth quaking world changing magic with me
#All you need is love